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Ghosts of the Battlefield
Civil Defense "Are You Prepared" Novelty Shirt
Civil Defense "Are You Prepared" Novelty Shirt
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When Life Throws You Lemons, Grab a Helmet!
Introducing the ultimate fashion statement for those who believe in being stylishly prepared for anything—our Civil Defense T-Shirt! Whether you're dodging meteors, outsmarting aliens, or just trying to survive another Monday, this shirt has got your back. Literally.
Features:
100% Pre-Apocalypse Cotton: Soft enough for everyday wear, tough enough for surviving the unexpected.
Radiation-Resistant Design: Okay, maybe not, but it does resist coffee stains and awkward small talk.
-Built-In Sarcasm:The perfect shield against boredom and bad jokes.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause extreme preparedness and spontaneous laughter.
Get yours today and be the most prepared (and best-dressed) person in your bunker. Remember, the first rule of civil defense is to look good doing it!
• 100% cotton
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Introducing the ultimate fashion statement for those who believe in being stylishly prepared for anything—our Civil Defense T-Shirt! Whether you're dodging meteors, outsmarting aliens, or just trying to survive another Monday, this shirt has got your back. Literally.
Features:
100% Pre-Apocalypse Cotton: Soft enough for everyday wear, tough enough for surviving the unexpected.
Radiation-Resistant Design: Okay, maybe not, but it does resist coffee stains and awkward small talk.
-Built-In Sarcasm:The perfect shield against boredom and bad jokes.
Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause extreme preparedness and spontaneous laughter.
Get yours today and be the most prepared (and best-dressed) person in your bunker. Remember, the first rule of civil defense is to look good doing it!
• 100% cotton
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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